Here are some examples of mad and bad use of English from Japan. Hong Kong does NOT suffer from such hilarious rubbish. The English standard here is good. I had to share a few of the funnier ones I saw on a website called engrish.com. Man....I nearly fell of my chair. Enjoy.

So...what are you trying to say?

Testicle = small test?

ANY English words, when printed on clothing, become cool.

Lets ride on the rainbow of DEATH